Dear Burrito,
We regret to inform you that you are 4 days past due. You will be charged $2 a day for the first seven days, after which the fine will increase. Please emerge as soon as possible. Your parents have already gone out for their "last supper" at a nice tapas place and taken the 40 week belly photo. An even larger belly would be a great inconvenience at this point, since your mother struggles to walk any meaningful distance. Also, people are looking at her funny. Perfect strangers are laughing and saying "bon accouchement"! Finally, let me note that all debt will be absolved should you arrive for your birthday cake on Thursday.
Sincerely,
Baby Collection Services Canada
4 comments:
Since you are billing the burrito can the rest of us start a tab? I spent money at an internet cafe in London just to check this blog for news and would like my money back as well.
good luck and best wishes for the big day
Have you considered "jasonunmodified" as a screen name? It conveys both a semi-anonymous Jason and perhaps some kind of extreme sport.
This post is pretty funny two weeks later.
just heard the happy news about burrito's arrival -- congratulations all round!! can't wait to see some photos!
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